Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Introducing... The Foot Bastard!

Now that The Foot Bastard has been mentioned on the official Post-Neo blog, I thought I'd better introduce 'im. He's a very rusty foot pump I nicked from the scrap yard at uni and attatched a tooter to (borrowed from The Anti-Eater, who is out of action at the minute after one of the rats ate some of her leathery bits). Operating The Foot Bastard is incredibly tiring, the 5 minutes I used him for his debut at Plymouth Arts Centre this month gave me a very achey right leg. He emits a very pathetic toot indeed.

So here he is, The Anti-Eater's least favourite whore, The Foot Bastard!
(in diagram form because of my cameras lack of a lens 'cause I dropped it on the floor and it fell out. Also because diagrams are cool.)

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Almanac number 3 is still on it's way!

Now there's a joke about testicles!

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Almanac number 3 is on it's way!

So far there's torture and ponies.